I am fascinated by the recent stories of a couple of 20th century entertainment icons. Perhaps dubbing these two guys in such lofty terms might sound a little strong, but let's take a closer look.
Ernest Borgnine is someone we all know on sight, even at 91. He won an academy award for his role as Marty, one of those guys - in this case a butcher - whom the world seems to pass over. Because of his longevity he stands as the oldest living Oscar winning Best Actor. Perhaps most of us know him as Lt. Commander Quentin McHale in McHale's Navy (Borgnine was actually in the Navy before and during WWII). And if you saw his latest performance, you might applaud his staying power. At least (and you'll forgive me for this) with one hand.
The other man in this loose category is Ed McMahon at 85. We all remember him as Mr. Sidekick. He was Johnny Carson's announcer and sometime foil for a generation. He was Dick Clark's sidekick with Bloopers. He was the front man for Star Search, which is fair to call the progenitor to America's Got Talent and American idol. And he was the consummate pitchman for Insurance, magazines and other products aimed at older adults.
McMahon is broke, both literally and figuratively. He broke his neck and the lavish lifestyle, rivaling his former bosses, came crashing down all around him and his wife in tabloid headlines. The only thing keeping him out of bankruptcy is he is not qualified for bankruptcy; too old for any promise of payback under Chapter 13 and too much stuff to walk away from under Chapter 7. Ed is in a terrible fix.
Ernie, on the other hand, is literally fat and happy. He and his wife of 35 years, Tova, are stars of Home Shopping and cruises and whatever might get those older than 60 to pay attention. More importantly this group of admirers also pays a little of their significant stash to whatever Ernie and Tova have going.
This week both men were back in the news. Ed never really left as creditor after creditor files for their share of the nonexistent McMahon fortune. Donald Trump piped up, mainly to keep his name in the news, offering to bail out America's most famous participants in the housing crisis. Good for them, we should all be so lucky.
Ernest Borgnine was also in the news, the YouTube universe, by spilling the beans as to some of his more private personal habits on Fox News. Funny thing is I don't think Ernie cares one way or the other. Perhaps that's the big difference between the two; while Ed was living for the fishbowl, trying to keep up appearances, the Borgnines were just living, filling every minute with as much fun as possible.
Like everything, there's a lesson in there someplace.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Mary's Babies
Growing up the son of a couple of teachers is both a blessing and a curse. Let's deal with the curse part first.
Doing things correctly and the best you can does not come easily to a young kid. It's even harder for a teen. Thankfully those years are behind me and doing the right thing is probably a real if not rare attribute for an adult. At least so I'm told.
The blessing part, aside from being the child of two wonderful people, is that you learn something about the inner workings of someone dedicated to the education of generation after generation of young people. Mary Collins had a hand in the nurturing and bringing about good beginnings for kids from 1930 until her retirement in 1983. Fifty-three years, almost as old as I am now, she taught and loved almost every minute of it!
August was a special month for my teacher parents. The first two weeks or so we usually got in the last of the camping vacations. Dad was an outdoorsman and loved fishing and camping. I do, too. Monika, my wife, not so much, so we don't do it unless you count working passed sundown in the gardens.
After that it was school supply buying time. Al Collins had this uncanny knack for sniffing out a bargain. Many of you might remember Surplus City, or many of the store-front-off-the-truck kind of places that sold bent boxes of Cheerios for half price or less. That's where we got almost everything except clothes and Mom's Maxwell House coffee - didn't dare substitute that, unless you had a death wish. And when we did take our smelly mimeographed supply lists to the store, there was always extra things purchased. One for one, mom and dad bought extra pencils, papers, notebooks, paste and crayons.
Mom would say the extra was for, "her babies." Those were the little kids who came to school barely breathing. Later in the year she would adopt one or two of the kids, the little boy in torn pants that were too big for him, that hadn't been washed in months and the smell of urine probably meant his underwear was in the same shape. He would have dried streaks coming from his mouth, roused from whatever bed he had and rushed out to school without even a chance to splash water on his face, leaving a pitiful or even frightening situation to come to school. Calloused against juvenile ridicule by the nightmares that began with the trip home at 3 and often did not stop until the next morning. These were her babies, "Ma' poor babies need somebody to care." Mrs. Collins would say, holding back the heartache.
We didn't mind giving up some of her attention or even the small budget for back-to-school. By the time we were old enough to understand we were running through the aisles to find those special things this year's unknown babies will need to do their best in Mrs. Collins' 4th grade class. Our things could wait. We knew we would get them and so much more. We were the lucky ones, and we wanted them, Mary's other babies, to feel lucky, too.
Doing things correctly and the best you can does not come easily to a young kid. It's even harder for a teen. Thankfully those years are behind me and doing the right thing is probably a real if not rare attribute for an adult. At least so I'm told.
The blessing part, aside from being the child of two wonderful people, is that you learn something about the inner workings of someone dedicated to the education of generation after generation of young people. Mary Collins had a hand in the nurturing and bringing about good beginnings for kids from 1930 until her retirement in 1983. Fifty-three years, almost as old as I am now, she taught and loved almost every minute of it!
August was a special month for my teacher parents. The first two weeks or so we usually got in the last of the camping vacations. Dad was an outdoorsman and loved fishing and camping. I do, too. Monika, my wife, not so much, so we don't do it unless you count working passed sundown in the gardens.
After that it was school supply buying time. Al Collins had this uncanny knack for sniffing out a bargain. Many of you might remember Surplus City, or many of the store-front-off-the-truck kind of places that sold bent boxes of Cheerios for half price or less. That's where we got almost everything except clothes and Mom's Maxwell House coffee - didn't dare substitute that, unless you had a death wish. And when we did take our smelly mimeographed supply lists to the store, there was always extra things purchased. One for one, mom and dad bought extra pencils, papers, notebooks, paste and crayons.
Mom would say the extra was for, "her babies." Those were the little kids who came to school barely breathing. Later in the year she would adopt one or two of the kids, the little boy in torn pants that were too big for him, that hadn't been washed in months and the smell of urine probably meant his underwear was in the same shape. He would have dried streaks coming from his mouth, roused from whatever bed he had and rushed out to school without even a chance to splash water on his face, leaving a pitiful or even frightening situation to come to school. Calloused against juvenile ridicule by the nightmares that began with the trip home at 3 and often did not stop until the next morning. These were her babies, "Ma' poor babies need somebody to care." Mrs. Collins would say, holding back the heartache.
We didn't mind giving up some of her attention or even the small budget for back-to-school. By the time we were old enough to understand we were running through the aisles to find those special things this year's unknown babies will need to do their best in Mrs. Collins' 4th grade class. Our things could wait. We knew we would get them and so much more. We were the lucky ones, and we wanted them, Mary's other babies, to feel lucky, too.
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